Wednesday, April 8, 2009

New London fire

Alright, this songs isn't new in London, but it's new to me. My new favorite London club banger...

Public Bathrooms !

So since I've been here in London, I've had to go back to dorm life. Now I've spoiled myself since my last time living in a dorm. Own room, own bathroom, full size bed; I could even walk around naked if the mood stuck, but NO, not anymore. Now I'm the middle child out of three boys, so I'm use to sharing space, but I hate using public bathrooms. Here are my top 5 reasons why:

1. Every morning I wake up to take the usual morning piss,I am always greeted by some dude walking out the shower a$$ed naked. Another dude's love below is NEVER the first thing I want to see in the morning or any other time of the day for that matter. I mean da*m, it cant be that hard to walk out the shower with a towel on.....

2. I don't know about you, but I hate when I'm on the toilet letting out a #2, and someone sits on the toilet beside me and does the same thing. Now, not only do I have to remain focused, but I have to suffer listening to the guy next to me struggling to squeeze out a fat's the worst

3. You realize how many people you "dap up" on a daily basis who don't wash their hands after using the toilet,rather it's a #1 or #2...Just plain nasty.

4. The toilet paper in all public bathrooms is cheap and itchy. You have to go through a whole role to get yourself clean.

5. Dudes can't aim. There is no reason for a 18+ year old dude to be pissing all over the toilet...PERIOD

Thursday, March 19, 2009

What did he just say?!!!

The sentence had me dying, why did they give him that word anyway?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

To the NERD faithful.

Sorry for the lack of post once again. It has been a busy few weeks, entertaining visiting friends, taking  mid-terms ,and spring break. Yet, the worst is still to come being that my next few weeks will be just as hectic. I will still try to get a few posts in. Thanks for listening. 

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Safe Sex!!

So I randomly ran across this commercial....Probably the funniest thing I've seen in 09 so far....."Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cuz you don't want that late text, that I think I'm late text"......