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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Public Bathrooms !
So since I've been here in London, I've had to go back to dorm life. Now I've spoiled myself since my last time living in a dorm. Own room, own bathroom, full size bed; I could even walk around naked if the mood stuck, but NO, not anymore. Now I'm the middle child out of three boys, so I'm use to sharing space, but I hate using public bathrooms. Here are my top 5 reasons why:
1. Every morning I wake up to take the usual morning piss,I am always greeted by some dude walking out the shower a$$ed naked. Another dude's love below is NEVER the first thing I want to see in the morning or any other time of the day for that matter. I mean da*m, it cant be that hard to walk out the shower with a towel on.....
2. I don't know about you, but I hate when I'm on the toilet letting out a #2, and someone sits on the toilet beside me and does the same thing. Now, not only do I have to remain focused, but I have to suffer listening to the guy next to me struggling to squeeze out a fat one...it's the worst
3. You realize how many people you "dap up" on a daily basis who don't wash their hands after using the toilet,rather it's a #1 or #2...Just plain nasty.
4. The toilet paper in all public bathrooms is cheap and itchy. You have to go through a whole role to get yourself clean.
5. Dudes can't aim. There is no reason for a 18+ year old dude to be pissing all over the toilet...PERIOD
1. Every morning I wake up to take the usual morning piss,I am always greeted by some dude walking out the shower a$$ed naked. Another dude's love below is NEVER the first thing I want to see in the morning or any other time of the day for that matter. I mean da*m, it cant be that hard to walk out the shower with a towel on.....
2. I don't know about you, but I hate when I'm on the toilet letting out a #2, and someone sits on the toilet beside me and does the same thing. Now, not only do I have to remain focused, but I have to suffer listening to the guy next to me struggling to squeeze out a fat one...it's the worst
3. You realize how many people you "dap up" on a daily basis who don't wash their hands after using the toilet,rather it's a #1 or #2...Just plain nasty.
4. The toilet paper in all public bathrooms is cheap and itchy. You have to go through a whole role to get yourself clean.
5. Dudes can't aim. There is no reason for a 18+ year old dude to be pissing all over the toilet...PERIOD
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